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Buddy of mine has been having a serious case of itchy testicles all night, so I handed him a bottle of Body Powder, to help with the itchyness, and other stuff. fit and flare cocktail dress

After the itching went away, came the cold feeling (kinda like icy hot?) and he curled into a fetal position yelling "THIS ISN'T RIGHT!"
And the golden comment of the night: "It fucking feels like Lissandra is giving me a blowjob!"

My night.
-Donut